31 August, 2007

The Strike Back



We all know, sooner or later that we will be matured, and with that comes a great deal of rebelion. Rebelious! The strive which we teen gain when we realise that parents arent prefect. They aren't super humans, their just normal idiotic homosapians just like you and me.
So here is the tale of the Ming Family..
Ah Tiu was the yongest of them all, the eldest was Sam Pah and the second child was Qi Mark. All bearing the name of the family Poh. Poh Ah Tiu, Poh Sam Pah and Poh Qi Mark.
The 1st child was the leader among the three brothers, but with this amount of leadership comes much ego, which means the glory of pride always comes into consideration.
The 2nd one is the opposite of the eldest, a coward, a bloody pussy mother fucker. People say his balls enter inside being internal rather than external, leading toward him being a pussy..a coward. The 3rd child is and always be the idiot of the family. Growing in the city of Cei Pap, he is proned to fail in intelligences. Perhaps this is due to his rather smaller part of brain, they say the brain is even bigger than the cock. So by all means, just imagine how small is that.
As years pass by, each brother took a different path of life, until one day they are re-united by an incident, the passing of heritage by the soon to be desease father, Poh Soh Hai.
The father brought up the children well enough to make them survive in the world, but before leaving he forgot to mention the new name of the 5th-Generation. With these problem arising, the eldest son took action and name a word "Foo", a name with the sense of pride and honour. The 2nd child was not please, he wanted a name that suites his character, therefore naming "Hung" The name was based on a heroic tale of Hung The Chinese Pussy. Legend says that Hung was a great imperial warrior who sat out for battle not because of sickness but because he was just a fucking pusssy cat. (to be continued)
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